Tag: humor
group name: drivebytens
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August 07, 2007 03:49 PM EDT --
If you have pets, what are their names?
If you don't have a pet, what would you name a pet?
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January 28, 2008 11:22 AM EST --
Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web
1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.
2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" . . . more
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August 09, 2007 04:17 PM EDT --
What is (or was) for dinner tonight?
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July 02, 2007 05:30 PM EDT --
Reposted for Good Humor Monday
Trapped in the kitchen of a run down relative's house, I daydreamed myself free. They were my ex's family, hockey people; the kind of dullards who . . . more
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January 31, 2008 09:30 PM EST --
I received this one in an e-mail...
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at . . . more
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January 15, 2008 08:39 AM EST --
The Explanation of Life...
The first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, Iwill give you a life span . . . more
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July 27, 2007 11:21 PM EDT --
We have an adorable gray and white cat named La Lune. From her first days in our home, she has always been a little temperamental. My dog, Baby, didn’t seem too worried about the little fur ball . . . more
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February 22, 2007 12:24 PM EST --
And yet, somehow, they still manage to look more dignified than the French Army.
Lt. Cho knew he shouldn’t have let the troops see the movie Stripes the night before the big . . . more
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December 29, 2007 01:52 PM EST --
N ow I lay me d own to sleep,
I pray the Lord m y shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, p lease no bags
And please lift my butt b efore it sags. . . . more
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May 19, 2008 02:08 PM EDT --
After four hours of touring the flat expanses of Eastern North Dakota, I told my buddy I'd seen empty parking lots with more scenery.
At least parking lots have interesting stuff like white . . . more
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April 02, 2007 10:23 PM EDT --
Today I was over at the church with some ladies doing some quilting. The ladies were all older ladies, 75 and older. I needed to call my daughter to get her to bring something over for me. One of the ladies . . . more
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April 21, 2008 06:58 AM EDT --
I have yet to visit the eHarmony website, but I am curious. Can anyone tell me if the following items appear on their compatibility questionnaire?
- Which is louder: a pile driver or your snoring? . . . more
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March 06, 2007 10:55 AM EST --
The men knew that the Admiral was getting lazy when he conducted the first drive by open ranks inspection.
"Hiding behind our backs? What? No! We're not hiding anything behind . . . more
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August 02, 2007 10:11 AM EDT --
What is your favorite morning beverage?
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September 21, 2007 08:13 AM EDT --
The sirens are approaching.
I'm a .... errrr... your busted!
Are you eyeballin me?!
My two bald friends have me covered!
Does my new uniform make me look fat?
Release the hounds
The military . . . more
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December 25, 2007 10:04 AM EST --
After my recent experience, I think I am capable of liberating gold from Fort Knox. Seriously.
Warning: Rant in progress.
I purchase the Oscar-winning movie, The Departed , to add to my growing . . . more
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June 13, 2008 06:24 AM EDT --
WARNING : Choking hazard. Put that coffee or soda down first and be sure you have swallowed before reading further.
Our service department sent out an e-mail to our ENTIRE customer base with . . . more
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July 04, 2007 02:52 PM EDT --
I see a lot of lolling going around, but I wonder how many times people are actually "laughing out loud" lol. I used to get excited by lol, but now I realize it's so overused . . . more
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February 27, 2007 08:15 PM EST --
If you don't have kids, do yourself a great big favor right now and don't procreate. Get on the pill, have your tubes tied, snip and clip your 'little friend', tattoo a 'closed for . . . more
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July 08, 2007 09:15 AM EDT --
Some of my gather friends have cautioned me about getting too upset over the antics of our entertainer in chief, lately, although I, personally, can't see how anyone not brain dead couldn't. . . . more
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