Tag: funny
group name: drivebytens
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July 30, 2007 06:23 PM EDT --
"If Men Got Pregnant..."
Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would . . . more
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May 22, 2008 11:54 AM EDT --
Every morning after we drop Chandler off at school, Stephy and I come home and make our breakfast. She always wants to help me get the bowls, spoons, milk, etc. I love that she helps me and . . . more
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July 08, 2008 05:54 PM EDT --
I received this in an email and got a good laugh. As I can say this is all turn. I hope you get a good laugh as well.
You've ended a sentence with the word "SIKE".
Girls.. . . . more
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October 29, 2007 10:28 PM EDT --
I have to say that I just saw a hilarious shirt saying:
"I went to college and all I got was Herpes"
I guess that's one way to keep people from bugging you at the . . . more
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May 10, 2008 03:24 PM EDT --
My gf, Heather, just sent this link to me and it's absolutely hilarious. Have a look and tell me what you think:
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=29100
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February 28, 2008 01:57 PM EST --
Question: What do you call a smart Blond?
Answer: A Golden Retriever
( This is a joke my friend Diane sent me. It is sufficient to say, she is a Brunet. Perhaps that is . . . more
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December 29, 2007 01:52 PM EST --
N ow I lay me d own to sleep,
I pray the Lord m y shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, p lease no bags
And please lift my butt b efore it sags. . . . more
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January 27, 2008 05:29 PM EST --
Okay, I'm the last person in the world to watch a beauty pageant. After reading an interesting review in this morning's paper, though, I decided to watch a replay that was on TLC this afternoon. . . . more
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November 05, 2007 08:26 PM EST --
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks . . . more
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November 08, 2007 10:50 PM EST --
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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January 30, 2008 02:56 PM EST --
FUNNY - Conception of A Child Using Internet Terms
DEDICATED TO MY FRIEND ESTHER TO CHEER HER UP!
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was . . . more
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February 21, 2008 01:14 PM EST --
Merv Griffin's:
I will NOT be right back
after this message
Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising.
A lawyer's . . . more
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July 06, 2008 02:42 PM EDT --
1. "I don't think that's mayonnaise in the cole slaw."
2. "My hot dog has a knuckle!"
3. "I'm afraid the only fireworks tonight are between me and . . . more
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September 03, 2007 03:10 PM EDT --
You might be a mom if....
1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor, and you don't care.
2. When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room
together and not let them out . . . more
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September 20, 2007 10:59 PM EDT --
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with
a box of crabs.
A female crew member took it and promised to put it
in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
. . . more
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November 04, 2007 08:39 AM EST --
You may have caught the 1st installment. Here's another one from Diane (
dlpj.gather.com )
More Actual Medical Chart Notes
- The skin was moist and dry.
- Occasional, constant, infrequent . . . more
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May 07, 2007 02:54 PM EDT --
I just had to share this with all of you...
My husband is a trucker and saw this bumper sticker out on the road and I thought it was cute.
"It will be a great day when the schools get the money . . . more
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July 23, 2007 11:38 AM EDT --
My older kids are playing school and pretending that the school bus is coming to take them to school.
He has taken it literally and has put his new backpack on and is proceeding to go and wait outside . . . more
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April 13, 2007 05:17 PM EDT --
Where do wedding dresses go after the wedding? How about to Mexico?
The U.S. border police recently recovered a thousand wedding gowns trying to cross the border into Mexico.
The . . . more
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September 21, 2007 08:13 AM EDT --
The sirens are approaching.
I'm a .... errrr... your busted!
Are you eyeballin me?!
My two bald friends have me covered!
Does my new uniform make me look fat?
Release the hounds
The military . . . more
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