Tag: funny
group name: drivebytens
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November 06, 2009 12:56 PM EST --
Since Destiny is in that funny things toddler's say phase I've been documenting these phrases and comments she's made and plan to scrapbook them, make her a small book or something similar when I finally . . .
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July 30, 2007 06:23 PM EDT --
"If Men Got Pregnant..."
Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would . . .
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March 14, 2009 06:13 PM EDT --
In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on
the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu
he came down eight hours short of the 400 day record, his
sponsor had gone bust, his . . .
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March 22, 2009 10:03 PM EDT --
http://www.ducttapeguys.com/topten/index.html
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May 22, 2008 11:54 AM EDT --
Every morning after we drop Chandler off at school, Stephy and I come home and make our breakfast. She always wants to help me get the bowls, spoons, milk, etc. I love that she helps me and . . .
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October 29, 2007 10:28 PM EDT --
I have to say that I just saw a hilarious shirt saying:
"I went to college and all I got was Herpes"
I guess that's one way to keep people from bugging you at the . . .
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December 29, 2007 01:52 PM EST --
N ow I lay me d own to sleep,
I pray the Lord m y shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, p lease no bags
And please lift my butt b efore it sags. . . .
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February 16, 2007 10:21 AM EST --
There's an Air Force guy driving from McChord to Ft Lewis, and an Army guy driving from Ft Lewis to McChord. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and . . .
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January 27, 2008 05:29 PM EST --
Okay, I'm the last person in the world to watch a beauty pageant. After reading an interesting review in this morning's paper, though, I decided to watch a replay that was on TLC this afternoon. . . .
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February 28, 2008 01:57 PM EST --
Question: What do you call a smart Blond?
Answer: A Golden Retriever
( This is a joke my friend Diane sent me. It is sufficient to say, she is a Brunet. Perhaps that is . . .
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May 10, 2008 03:24 PM EDT --
My gf, Heather, just sent this link to me and it's absolutely hilarious. Have a look and tell me what you think:
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=29100
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April 15, 2009 03:52 PM EDT --
Hysterically funny site! Be sure to read warnings if you are tempted to try this on your friends or family!!
http://www.ducttapeguys.com/walltapings
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April 18, 2009 04:57 PM EDT --
When antelopes become excited and leap vertically into the
air, it is called "pronking."
The average human bladder can hold 13 ounces of fluid.
When in the shower, 75 percent of people . . .
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June 10, 2009 09:40 PM EDT --
These are so true! I'm adding.......
Tries to change the channel with your cell phone!
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real . . .
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February 16, 2009 10:37 PM EST --
Peter the Great had his wife's lover executed and his head
put into a jar of alcohol. She had to keep it in her bed-
room.
After having a two year affair with Catherine the Great,
Gregory Aleksandrovich . . .
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November 04, 2007 08:39 AM EST --
You may have caught the 1st installment. Here's another one from Diane (
dlpj.gather.com )
More Actual Medical Chart Notes
- The skin was moist and dry.
- Occasional, constant, infrequent . . .
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December 25, 2007 04:56 PM EST --
So, this morning I was in a hurry. I had to open presents, shower, get my daughter ready, make enchiladas, and get out the door in one and a half hours this morning.
I had stayed up half . . .
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August 16, 2008 10:17 PM EDT --
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work in my Volvo 1800 leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road . . .
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April 19, 2009 10:16 AM EDT --
This was sent to me in an email. I didn't come up with it. But it made me laugh out loud. Because really, who is gay marriage hurting anyway?
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans . . .
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September 20, 2007 10:59 PM EDT --
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with
a box of crabs.
A female crew member took it and promised to put it
in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
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